Birds and the Bees – 2005

The Birds and the Bees ::

Explaining the birds and the bees in the 21st century, the little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how was I born?”

Dad responds, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! So here goes.”

“Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said:

You’ve Got Male!”

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