Clever Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers You Would Love To See!

  • Jesus loves you … but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
  • Impotence … Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’
  • Everyone has a photographic memory … some just don’t have any film.
  • I used to have a handle on life … but it broke off.
  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
  • Guys … just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
  • Some people just don’t know how to drive … I call these people ‘Everybody But Me’
  • Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
  • If you can read this … I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Try not to let your mind wander … It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
  • Hang up and drive!!

For some reason, people are fascinated with bumper stickers. If you have one you’d like to share, just drop a comment below.

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