Category: Email Wasteland

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“Actual” Classified Ads

“Actual” as in, it must be true because I read it in an e-mail I got on the Internet. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2...

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Evening Classes for Men

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL MEN ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!! Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up...

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Whoops, typo!

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Adam Meets Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going...

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Older and Wiser

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers....

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Governmentium

Security: UNCLASSIFIED A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant...

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Husband Super Store

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you...

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Virus Warning!

If you receive an email entitled “Badtimes,” delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also...