Category: Email Wasteland

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What is Hell?

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of...

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How To Clean Your Toilet

To Whom It May Concern, The following are the instructions on how to properly clean the toilet. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water...

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Clever Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers You Would Love To See! Jesus loves you … but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence … Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’ Everyone has a photographic memory …...

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Asleep At Your Desk?

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.” “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about...

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Driving Regulations

Fifteen New Regulations in the BC Registry of Motor Vehicle’s 2009 Handbook. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident BC driver avoids using them. Under no circumstance should you maintain a...

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Public Service Announcement

Due to the recent economic crises, stock market crash, budget cuts, rising unemployment, unstable world conditions, outsourcing of business, the cost of insurance, electricity, petroleum and taxes of all kinds, we regret to advise...