Clever Bumper Stickers
Bumper Stickers You Would Love To See!
- Jesus loves you … but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
- Impotence … Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings’
- Everyone has a photographic memory … some just don’t have any film.
- I used to have a handle on life … but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys … just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don’t know how to drive … I call these people ‘Everybody But Me’
- Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this … I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander … It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
- Hang up and drive!!
For some reason, people are fascinated with bumper stickers. If you have one you’d like to share, just drop a comment below.