Rolling On The Floor Laughing

0

Staff Christmas Party

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2004 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at...

0

Pun-tastic!

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a...

0

Noah in Canada

The Lord came to Noah in Canada in 2001… Same story: Earth was wicked, Noah was to rebuild the ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans. “Here’s...

0

The Man Code

Man Secret Code of Conduct The Sacred Code of Conduct binding all men has always been unwritten … until now! Rule #6: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be...

0

The Truth Hurts

Little Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Dougie was being uncharacteristically...