Staff Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2004 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at...
15 Feb, 2009
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2004 RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at...
14 Feb, 2009
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources....
14 Feb, 2009
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early...
14 Feb, 2009
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (SHIT)....
14 Feb, 2009
I keep getting these email’s about how women are smarter, women are superior … women are stronger. I won’t bother to argue about that. But I will say, if they’re so smart why can’t...
14 Feb, 2009
Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Did you hear that NASA recently put a...
14 Feb, 2009
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sear’s hair dryer: (Gee that’s the only time I...
14 Feb, 2009
The Lord came to Noah in Canada in 2001… Same story: Earth was wicked, Noah was to rebuild the ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans. “Here’s...
14 Feb, 2009
Man Secret Code of Conduct The Sacred Code of Conduct binding all men has always been unwritten … until now! Rule #6: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be...
14 Feb, 2009
Little Douglas was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Dougie was being uncharacteristically...