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Marriage in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven....

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A Heartwarming Letter

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a small high school in central Ontario. The letter was sent to the principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the...

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European Union Language Policy

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government...

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Backseat Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from...

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Doughboy Obituary

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pilsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes...

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Cows and Capitalism

This has been circulating for quite awhile, and has several variations. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are...

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Birds and the Bees – 2005

The Birds and the Bees :: Explaining the birds and the bees in the 21st century, the little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how was I born?” Dad responds, “Ah, my son, I guess...

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War at Sea – 1995

War at Sea – How Canada and the USA Nearly Went to War This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of...